CrabBite - First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers... joke
CrabBite Nearly 10,000 Funny Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:155
 
Joke:First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning?Second person: No.First person: Good!
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit

Post a Comment:

Enter Name: Enter Email:




Showing 0 Comments:
Be the first to comment!

---------------------------------------


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?Only one if you run him through slowly!... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then...Hey, come to think of it, thats not a b... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? Its about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating showman. When he came to h... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they look up?Because the first th... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners