CrabBite - A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Da... joke
CrabBite Nearly 10,000 Funny Jokes Online!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Baby jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:175
 
Joke:A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. Im all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am I pure polar bear?" She answers, "Of course you are honey. Im all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear." Still not convinced the baby polar bear goes to his grandparents and asks, "Grandmom...Grandpop...am I all polar bear?" His grandmother answers, "Of course you are sweetie. Were all polar bear, your mother is all polar bear, your father is all polar bear, and his parents are all polar bear. Why do you ask sweetie?" The baby polar bears replies, "Because Im f****** freezing!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit

Post a Comment:

Enter Name: Enter Email:




Showing 0 Comments:
Be the first to comment!

---------------------------------------


More Baby Jokes:

1.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
How does a baby ghost cry?"Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"... more

2.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Fred: My mums having a new baby. Drew: Whats wrong with the old one?... more

3.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby sister? Id much rather have a jelly baby.... more

4.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I see the babys nose is running again," said a worried father. "For goodness sake!" snapped his wife. "Cant you think of... more

5.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Why does a mother carry her baby?The baby cant carry the mother.... more

6.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.... more

7.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).... more

8.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
What is a baby bee? A little humbug.... more

9.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didnt say whether its a boy or girl. So I dont know if Im an... more

10.   Category: Baby jokes  0 stars
Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib?Daughter: You told me to change the baby.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners