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A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more

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A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more

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A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more

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A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more

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A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more

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After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more

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After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more

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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more

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Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more

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As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more

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Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more

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Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mil... more

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Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more

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Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more

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Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more

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Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more

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Did you hear about the girl who was so keen on road safety that she always wore white at night ?Last Winter she was knoc... more

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Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more

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Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more

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Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60."Tom looked at him, a... more

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How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more

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How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more

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I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more

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I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?- -Yes... more

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If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more

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If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more

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In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more

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Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more

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Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more





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